Assignment #8:How Can the Human Race Successfully Colonize Mars?

Sorry again for another hiatus, gang. I guess since my last assignment I’ve been a little depressed to tell you the truth. I really thought I had it this time. I spent hours in the library doing research. I even re-read my extra booklet that explains proper MLA format and I went so far as to re-watch the CD-rom titled Using the Internet and CD Roms:A Guide for Students Over Thirty that came with my textbook. I’m sort of at a loss here so if anyone has any advice that they could give me, I welcome it with open arms and an open heart. I was really hoping that I’d finish my degree this year so that I could finally use that 10X13 frame that I bought over at the Hobby Lobby. It’s just sitting there, empty, collecting dust. SIgh. Maybe next semester. 

In other news, Cookie is doing just fine. She even got a manicure recently. Which, is more than I can say for myself! Ack! 

Assignment #7: Fractional Banking

*December 1st, 2011*

Hey gang! Sorry for the brief hiatus. Honestly, I’ve been feeling a little embarrassed by my progress towards the end of the semester. I was so excited and feeling really good about my work, but then I received yet another failing grade. Oooooof. So much for being an optimist. I’m a few assigments behind posting-wise, and I don’t want to spill the beans so to speak-but something tells me I won’t be getting my degree at the end of the semester like I thought I would. I’ve been told by my guidance counselor that I might even have to retake the course. Sigh. What doesn’t kill us makes us stronger. Oooooooooooooooof.

Assignment #6: The Debt Ceiling

For this assignment, I asked a good friend of mine whom I met in the courtyard of my school for some guidance. He agreed, but I had to pay him by going on a date with his cousin: a nice, but aggressive young man by the name of Hot Dante$! (I think the “dollar sign” is silent, though I’m not quite sure.) I have two weeks to redeem this “date”, otherwise Hot Dante$ says he’s gonna “take action”. He smashed his right fist into his left hand whilst telling me this, so I know he means business. It’s just so hard to make time for a date when I’ve got so much homework to do! I looked up Hot Dante$ on Facebook, and I’m pretty sure that I’m not even his type. Regardless, I don’t think my boyfriend would appreciate me going out with this guy. My friend didn’t seem to care. He said in my current academic state that I “have no other choice”. Let’s see how well I did this time around…

Hot Dante$ just sent me a text message telling me that I better be ready to roll at 8 PM EST tonight. Sigh. Maybe I should hire a tutor. Back to the ol’ writing board. 


Assignment #5: The State of the Republican Party in the Age of Super Conservatism

I’ll admit, I got a little too excited about this assignment. i think that party planning is in my blood! (Just ask my Aunt Patty. Last year she and I planned an incredible party for my uncle and his pals, a little something to the tune of a Vegas-themed poker night!) This is turning out to be a tough semester. I’m also so worried about my mom’s dog, Cookie, that I’m losing a little sleep here and there. Sigh. Back to the ol’ writing board… 

Assignment #4: Why is Pluto No Longer a Planet?

Waiting for the Grade…

Assignment #3: Realism in Film in the Wave of CGI

For this assignment, I decided to hunker down and do some real research. I headed down to my local library and checked out a copy of Pixar’s Toy Story. (If you haven’t seen it, what are ya livin’ under a rock!?) I love it when assignments give me a chance to catch up on my pop culture! It also feels good to be able to confidently turn in an assignment. I feel really good about this one. Cross your fingers! 

Sigh. Back to the ol’ writing board. Gah!!!

Assignment #2: The Roaring Twenties.

Assignment #1: The Civil War

For our first assignment, Professor Trowbridge assigned everyone the topic of The Civil War. My mother had sent me a slew of text messages during class about her dog, Cookie, and how her veterinary appointment wasn’t going very well. I completely misunderstood Professor Trowbridge’s assignment. Sigh. I need to pay attention! It’s hard to when I’ve got so much going on outside of class! Cookie ended up being okay, though. She sure gave my mom a scare. 

*Professor Trowbridge informed me that he was so embarrassed by my paper that he didn’t want anyone who might find it to know that I was in his class, which is why he signed it “Mrs. Richardson”. I’ve got to try harder if I’m going to finish school this semester! Oh well! Here’s a picture of Cookie: