Assignment #6: The Debt Ceiling
For this assignment, I asked a good friend of mine whom I met in the courtyard of my school for some guidance. He agreed, but I had to pay him by going on a date with his cousin: a nice, but aggressive young man by the name of Hot Dante$! (I think the “dollar sign” is silent, though I’m not quite sure.) I have two weeks to redeem this “date”, otherwise Hot Dante$ says he’s gonna “take action”. He smashed his right fist into his left hand whilst telling me this, so I know he means business. It’s just so hard to make time for a date when I’ve got so much homework to do! I looked up Hot Dante$ on Facebook, and I’m pretty sure that I’m not even his type. Regardless, I don’t think my boyfriend would appreciate me going out with this guy. My friend didn’t seem to care. He said in my current academic state that I “have no other choice”. Let’s see how well I did this time around…
Hot Dante$ just sent me a text message telling me that I better be ready to roll at 8 PM EST tonight. Sigh. Maybe I should hire a tutor. Back to the ol’ writing board.
